Got Milk?:2005

You know, sometimes you have to mix work with the simple errands of life. You gotta fit it in whenever you can. We were out of milk. On the way home from a party we stopped by 7-11 to pick up a few gallons--to go with cookies and stuff. We were fully dressed as Mr. and Mrs. Santa. There were not many people in the place, and the few that were there just stood like statues while we gathered up our milk, checked out, wished them a Merry Christmas and left. Do you ever wonder what they are thinking? We do. It must seem strange but we need groceries too. When we do the big grocery shopping we dress down, but it doesn't seem to matter. We attract attention wherever we go. Ho Ho Ho.

Mrs. Claus