Electronic Gadgets: 2006

Wal-Mart. Electronics Department. Clerk.
"Did you know you could pass for Santa?"
"Really?
"And your wife could be Mrs. Claus.""Why its' nice for you to say. I'm here checking out the electronic gadgets. Get lots of requests for them. I have 3 million 6 hundred and 57 of them, you know.""Well Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Remember a good rule: However long you spend doing homework is how long you get to play games. See you now. Right around Christmas Eve."