Driver's License: 2005
It was a nice day when we started for a party a few towns away. As we neared our destination ice formed on the roads, making it quite treacherous in places. But we arrived safely at our destination. A family had grown large enough they held their dinner in a church. By the time we got there the children were anxious. They didn't know we were coming, but something was in the air. 
The matriarch of the family was proud to announce to us that she had 25 grandchildren and 20 great grand children, as she took her place on Santa's knee. One of the oft timed questions is "Santa, where are your reindeer and sleigh?"
Santa answered that they were home getting ready for the big night. Then he proceeded to say he had a driver's license from their state and had rented a car. He asked them to guess what his driver's license number was? No one knew, so he told them.
"It is OOOOOO."
Then I said,
"No, Santa, It is Uh O Uh O Uh O." Who wants Santa drving a car?
The trip home was touch and go with the icy roads. But we got there OK.
Mrs. Claus
The matriarch of the family was proud to announce to us that she had 25 grandchildren and 20 great grand children, as she took her place on Santa's knee. One of the oft timed questions is "Santa, where are your reindeer and sleigh?" Santa answered that they were home getting ready for the big night. Then he proceeded to say he had a driver's license from their state and had rented a car. He asked them to guess what his driver's license number was? No one knew, so he told them.
"It is OOOOOO."Then I said,
"No, Santa, It is Uh O Uh O Uh O." Who wants Santa drving a car?
The trip home was touch and go with the icy roads. But we got there OK.
Mrs. Claus
posted by Mrs. Claus at 12:11 PM
2 Comments:
Hi Chris. This is Mrs. Claus. Merry, Merry Christmas to you.
Speaking of ice. Wow. We are getting covered with it here in NC. I only got pants just a few weeks ago. Our car was frozen solid. We Tucsonans were very unprepared.
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