Saturday, December 04, 2004

I Set My Alarm For 7: 2004

"Santa, I set my alarm for 7, so I will get up on time for Christmas."

Santa's face was aghast. "No, it cannot be, young man. That will not do! You have to set it for at least 5. Why is 7 early for you, anyway?!"

Puzzled, he looked at Mrs. C. "7?" he asked. "7? You have to wake your parents up after they have gotten only one hour of sleep. That is the way it goes."

Mrs. Claus

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